199+ Funny Shayari Lines in English For WhatsApp And Facebook 2023

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#1 - Top 10 Funny Shayari in English

A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show his how to get to the hospital. So I pushed his under a bus.

To understand life all you need to do is have a conversation with a two year old.

I’m always an angel.. with the devil behind my eyes..

In the middle of nothing you will find something…

I’m not going to apologize for being me, I’m just sorry you can’t accept me for who I am.

#2 - Funny Shayari In English For Friends

You have to accept people for who they are, you also have to accept people for who they are NOT.

Isn’t it sad, how the actions of a few, can ruin the lives of many.

Don’t burn your bridges. You will more than likely have to cross the bridge again!

My favorite animal is by far a penguin. OMG A SQUIRREL! I LOVE SQUIRRELS!

If your absence worries them, then they must be your boss.

#3 - Funny Shayari In English Short

Heart of an angel, mind of the devil! Which shall win tonight? Hmmmmm

Is getting quite adventurous as I get older and I’m loving it !

realizes that once you pass age 40, your ‘big break’ will probably be a bone

I will never be OVER THE HILL …cause I’m to damn tired to climb THE HILL

Ya know, memory loss is bad … but whats really bad is memory loss!

#4 - Attitude Funny Shayari In English

you know you’re getting old when you and your teeth don’t sleep together any more.

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When I get older, I don’t want people thinking "what a sweet old lady," I want them to worry, "I hope she is not armed."

I just realized that at this very moment, this is the oldest I’ve ever been!

Had an ‘Ated" day = aggravated, irritated, frustrated and nearing incarcerated

on a mission… to find and destroy the 1 gray hair that keeps inviting her friends over!

#5 - Funny Shayari In English For Whatsapp

I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I’m asleep.

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I’ll drink to that..and that..and that..and don’t forget that too!

Alcohol makes it all better! At least I’m happy!

HOLD ON! We need alcohol to talk about this!

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Going to wonderland, where sometimes the most nonsense place makes the most sense

#6 - 2 Line Insult Shayari In English

I don’t insult people, I describe them! and I always do it with pride!

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Once upon a time, in a place far far far..FAR away, is where I would love to be right now

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There is no real substitute for coffee. Except smacking you in the face with my EMPTY cup!

I tried to see things your way, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass! Sorry bout that!

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is about to scream if the cat does not stop meowing stupid animal

#7 - 2 Line Funny Shayari In English

In my world ducks go roof, cows go meow, cats go quack, And dogs go moo ! 🙂 my world is awesome!

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Thank God that pets can’t talk or else we would all be in some deep crap!

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A dog ain’t a dog without a family, and a family ain’t a family without a dog!

is curious, does your cat ever look at you like you owe her money? Or is that just me?

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do drug sniffing dogs ever have to go into rehab?

#8 - Funny Love Shayari In English

I got thrown out of the zoo the other day for feeding the ducks …To the alligators.

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My cat loves me! Unless I look at her, touch her, or talk to her.

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I lost my room… CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU?! -Vash the Stampede

Best part about being me is, I’m NOT YOU!!

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was told if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all and people are wondering I’m always silent

#9 - Funny Friendship Shayari In English

If you don’t wanna clean up the shit after it hits the fan don’t throw it in there to begin with

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I Feel, Well, Like I’m gonna get on someones nerves today

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I’m madly in love with my bed… but sadly, my alarm clock just won’t let us be together!

Funny how someone thinks they know the entire story when they have only read the first line of chapter one.

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Funny how people are quick to assume the worst when reality isn’t even close to the assumption!

#10 - Jokes Comedy Shayari In English

Time for your daily reminder .. I’m awesome! .. That’s all. You may now continue on with the rest of your day

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if they can invent self cleaning ovens then why cant they invent self cleaning houses ?

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Don’t worry, I’m not trying too hard. AWESOME comes naturally for me.

Guess what peeps! I’m an Awesome Ninja Cupcake!

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twice things reading annoying get it doesn’t < NOW READ IT BACK WARDS

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