299+ Funny Quotes in English For WhatsApp And Facebook 2023

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#1 - Top 10 Funny Quotes in English

I think that bacon can solve the world peace problem. Because bacon just makes everything better

demands that bacon be served at her funeral when she dies.

HEY! Who knocked the damn halo off my head? How am I supposed to be good without my fuckin halo?!

The events in my day have been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F!

I only know that I know nothing

#2 - Very Short Funny Quotes About Life

I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun

You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

Adults are just kids with money

#3 - Funny Quotes In English For Friends

Status under construction.. coming soon…

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

My last seen,was to check your last seen at 😉

Life is short, why waste in updating Status..

#4 - Funniest Quotes Ever

I am not always nice.Sometimes i am fabulous.

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I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

The secret to success is blackmail.

Never try to drown your troubles especially if he can swim.

I will kill you with my awesomeness…

#5 - Funny Quotes In English For Whatsapp

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

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I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??

#6 - Funny Quotes On Life

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

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Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

#7 - Funny Thoughts And Jokes

I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.

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In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

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Hello ! I am using Facebook

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

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If you think nobody cares for you, try missing a couple of car payments.

#8 - Funny Quotes About Love

Good with the knife , Bad with the wife

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Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.

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I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me !

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

#9 - Funniest Quotes Ever From The Office

Bye bye Everybody bye bye USA

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if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious

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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!

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Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

#10 - Funny Quotes By Famous People

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.

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Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.

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